With a range of superhuman abilities and a lifestyle that has such unearthly appeal, the vampire cuts a dramatic figure that some — especially vampire aficionados — would love to emulate if only for a day. For mere mortals, the lure of immortality is intoxicating, and is perhaps the best reason for wanting to become le vampyre. In this section, you'll learn the ups and downs of what it would be like being the ultimate vampire, along with a handy list of how you can identify one. We begin, however, with the perils of eternal life.