Playing Sports
Puzzle 10-1
I have only one superstition. Touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe Ruth
Puzzle 10-2
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
Jacques Barzun
Puzzle 10-3
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
Puzzle 10-4
Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.
Gore Vidal
Puzzle 10-5
Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team.
Scottie Pippen
Puzzle 10-6
Basketball is like photography: if you don't focus, all you have is the negative.
Dan Frisby
Puzzle 10-7
One man can be a crucial ingredient on a team, but one man cannot make a team.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Puzzle 10-8
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
Darryl Dawkins
Puzzle 10-9
Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Red Auerbach
Puzzle 10-10
Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
George Will
Puzzle 10-11
The way you motivate a football team is to eliminate the unmotivated ones.
Lou Holtz
Puzzle 10-12
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell
Puzzle 10-13
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty
Puzzle 10-14
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
Bill Shankly
Puzzle 10-15
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Puzzle 10-16
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
Puzzle 10-17
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't waste energy going back to pick it up.
Tommy Bolt
Puzzle 10-18
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
Puzzle 10-19
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in.
Wayne Gretzky
Puzzle 10-20
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson
Puzzle 10-21
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
Puzzle 10-22
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
Puzzle 10-23
Hockey's a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
Paul Coffey
Puzzle 10-24
From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.
Arthur Ashe
Puzzle 10-25
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Robert Frost
Puzzle 10-26
If someone says tennis is not feminine, I say screw it.
Rosie Casals
Puzzle 10-27
Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.
Russell Lynes
Puzzle 10-28
Tennis belongs to the individualistic past — a hero, or at most a pair of friends or lovers, against the world.
Jacques Barzun

