Knock knock!

Who's there?

Paris.

Paris who?

Paris the thought!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Cash whos are yummy!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Ray.

Ray who?

Ray-ning all week long!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Turner.

Turner who?

Turner 'round, quick!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Eden.

Eden who?

Eden all the pudding!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Homer.

Homer who?

Homer-run is great if you can hit one!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Plato.

Plato who?

Plato mashed potatoes!

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