How Polite!

Swim through the tank, collecting letters from START to END. They will spell the answer to this joke:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy today, sunny tomorrow!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Pencil fall down if you don't buckle your belt!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Boleyn.

Boleyn who?

Boleyn alley!

What am I?

I cannot be seen, and I cannot be felt. No one can hear me and I have no smell. I lie around stars, I fill empty holes, and I hide under hills. What am I?

Darkness

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door and answer it!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Sadie.

Sadie who?

Sadie same thing over and over!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Germany.

Germany who?

Germany people are coming over?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Waiter.

Waiter who?

Waiter minute!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I-8.

I-8 who?

I-8 lunch at noon.

When's dinner?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nan.

Nan who?

Nan that I know!

Fun Fact

No Rhyme or Reason

Everybody loves a good rhyming song. Though it's easy to rhyme almost every word in the English language, there are exceptions. You'd be hard-pressed to find a word in the English language that rhymes with “orange,” “silver,” or “purple.” (“Burple” doesn't count!)

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max-imum penalty for the crime!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Haydn.

Haydn who?

Haydn-go-seek is fun!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness gracious!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Sarah.

Sarah who?

'Sarah 'nother joke we can tell?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Buster.

Buster who?

Bus-ter the park comes every hour!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Thoreau.

Thoreau who?

Thoreau the ball!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine, Hawaii you?

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