Knock knock!

Who's there?

Willy.

Willy who?

Willy call me before he comes over?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rover.

Rover who?

Rover hill, Rover dale!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Vet.

Vet who?

Vet are you going to do today?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Zany.

Zany who?

Zany body home?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the chair, it broke!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Thumb.

Thumb who?

Thumb body is at the door!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Felix.

Felix who?

'Felix my ice cream, I'll be upset!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Steven.

Steven who?

Steven the walls have ears!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma 'fraid I have to go home now!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

De Witt.

De Witt who?

De Witt now!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone know?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Evelyn.

Evelyn who?

Evelyn comes full circle!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Datsun.

Datsun who?

Datsun old one!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Havana.

Havana who?

Havan-a great time, hope you are too!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Alfred.

Alfred who?

Alfred of monsters? Not me!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pierre.

Pierre who?

Pierre through the telescope!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Albert.

Albert who?

Al-bert you don't know who this is!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda road again!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver 'nother cookie please!

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