Knock knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you too!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lima bean.

Lima bean who?

Lima bean working on the railroad!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dee.

Dee who?

Dee-licious!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lisbon.

Lisbon who?

Lisbon to the movies twice this week!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cher.

Cher who?

Cher would be nice to see you again!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hive.

Hive who?

Hive got my eye on you!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stuart.

Stuart who?

Stuart up and serve it while it's hot!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Isaac.

Isaac who?

Isaac-ly who you think it is!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Vine.

Vine who?

Vine-derful news!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Roxanne.

Roxanne who?

Roxanne sand are at the beach!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita good rest!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tonto.

Tonto who?

Tonto get ready for school!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Chair.

Chair who?

Chair your secrets with me!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cedar.

Cedar who?

Cedar plane flying in the air!

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