Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rosina.

Rosina who?

Rosina garden is lovely!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding your shoes on before your pants is a silly idea!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Weed.

Weed who?

Weed better mow the lawn!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Reuben.

Reuben who?

Reuben my eyes, I'm sleepy!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Sausage.

Sausage who?

Sausage nice things in the shop!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Kipper.

Kipper who?

Kipper your eyes open for the signs!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nose.

Nose who?

Nose a lot of people!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rufus.

Rufus who?

Rufus on fire!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Fletcher.

Fletcher who?

Fletcher feet do the walking!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Stan.

Stan who?

Stan back, I'm coming through!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

F-2.

F-2 who?

F-2 go to the bathroom!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Passion.

Passion who?

Just passion through!