Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
'Ad-air once, but now I'm bald!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be true?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Habit.
Habit who?
Habit your way, I'll have it mine!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Freeman.
Freeman who?
Free-man from his chains!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody else!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Band.
Band who?
Band from going there!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fran.
Fran who?
Fran of mine is coming to town!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Unit.
Unit who?
Unit me a sweater!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh must have been a star!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the window!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amoeba.
Amoeba who?
Amoeba wrong, but I may be right!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken to see if you're okay!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Renata.
Renata who?
Renata jokes, I'll have to learn some more!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess the way it is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mia.
Mia who?
Mia pants are on fire!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yuri.
Yuri who?
Yuri great pal!

