Why Oh Why?
Pick up words as the chicken walks from START to END. Write each word down in the order in which the chicken finds them, and you'll end up with the answer to this riddle:
Why does a flamingo stand up on one leg?
Because if he pulled the other one up he'd fall over.
Mona: My pony sounds funny.
Sam: That's because he's a little hoarse.
“He who laughs, lasts.”
— Leo Rosten
Mona: Why do hummingbirds hum?
Sam: They don't know the words.
What did the little kid say when he saw the peacock?
“Look, Ma, the chicken's in bloom!”
Sam: I haven't seen your pet chicken lately.
Mona: Well, this week she's been laying low.
The animal doctor is always busy as a bee!
Take a gander at a few of his patients:
The leopard is seeing spots,
The kangaroo is feeling jumpy,
The goldfish is flushed,
The chameleon is looking green,
The woodpecker caught a bug,
The baby duckling has been getting a little down lately,
And the bullfrog is afraid he's going to croak!