Tied Up In Knock-Knocks

Knock knock! Who's there? Willy. Willy who? Willy call me before he comes over?

Knock knock! Who's there? Rover. Rover who? Rover hill, Rover dale!

Knock knock! Who's there? Vet. Vet who? Vet are you going to do today?

FUN FACT

AMAZING SNAILS

Snails are very interesting creatures, but most of the time we don't even notice them. That's because they are often underground, they move very slowly, and they don't make much noise. But did you know that many snails can lift things that weigh 10 times more than their bodies do? They also can sleep for three years at a time.

Knock knock! Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock knock! Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the chair, it broke!

Knock knock! Who's there? Thumb. Thumb who? Thumb body is at the door!

Knock knock! Who's there? Felix. Felix who? 'Felix my ice cream, I'll be upset!

Knock knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven the walls have ears!

Knock knock! Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma 'fraid I have to go home now!

Knock knock! Who's there? De Witt. De Witt who? De Witt now!

Knock knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone know?

Knock knock! Who's there? Evelyn. Evelyn who? Evelyn comes full circle!

Knock knock! Who's there? Datsun. Datsun who? Datsun old one!

Knock knock! Who's there? Havana. Havana who? Havan-a great time, hope you are too!

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Antilles.

Antilles who?

Antilles comes home, we just have to wait!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred of monsters? Not me!

Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

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Money Making

It's easy to make coin rubbings. All you need is a bunch of coins, a blank piece of white paper, and a pencil. Place a coin under the paper. Then, tilt the pencil and rub the side of the lead back and forth along the front of the coin. The imprint of the coin will appear on the paper. You can then cut out the imprints and use them as play money.

Knock knock! Who's there? Pierre. Pierre who? Pierre through the telescope!

Knock knock! Who's there? Albert. Albert who? Al-bert you don't know who this is!

Knock knock! Who's there? Honda. Honda who? Honda road again!

Knock knock! Who's there? Oliver. Oliver who? Oliver 'nother cookie please!

Alli-OOPS!

Start at number 1 and connect the dots in order to find the answer to this joke. But be careful — you may not want to answer the door when you see who is knocking!

Knock knock! Who's there? Gipper. Gipper who? Gipper a hand!

Words to Know

Hilarious: Something that makes you laugh so hard you can't control yourself. You just keep laughing and laughing. Anything or anyone can be hilarious!

How Polite!

Swim through the tank, collecting letters from START to END. They will spell the answer to this joke:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

Knock knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy today, sunny tomorrow!

Knock knock! Who's there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you don't buckle your belt!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boleyn. Boleyn who? Boleyn alley!

What's am I?

I cannot be seen, and I cannot be felt. No one can hear me and I have no smell. I lie around stars, I fill empty holes, and I hide under hills. What am I?

Darkness

Knock knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and answer it!

Knock knock! Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie same thing over and over!

Knock knock! Who's there? Germany. Germany who? Germany people are coming over?

Knock knock! Who's there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter minute!

Knock knock! Who's there? I-8. I-8 who? I-8 lunch at noon. When's dinner?

Knock knock! Who's there? Nan. Nan who? Nan that I know!

FUN FACT

NO RHYME OR REASON

Everybody loves a good rhyming song. Though it's easy to rhyme almost every word in the English language, there are exceptions. You'd be hard-pressed to find a word in the English language that rhymes with “orange,” “silver,” or “purple.” (“Burple” doesn't count!)

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Max.

Max who?

Max-imum penalty for the crime!

Knock knock! Who's there? Haydn. Haydn who? Haydn-go-seek is fun!

Knock knock! Who's there? Omar. Omar who? Omar goodness gracious!

Knock knock! Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? 'Sarah 'nother joke we can tell?

Knock knock! Who's there? Buster. Buster who? Bus-ter the park comes every hour!

Knock knock! Who's there? Thoreau. Thoreau who? Thoreau the ball!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?

It's Me!

Fill in the answers to the clues, one letter in each numbered space. Then transfer the letters to the boxes that have the same numbers. When all the boxes are filled in correctly, you will have the answer to this joke:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shirley.

Shirley who?

What's am I?

As I grow up I grow down. I travel in groups but stay close to my family. I love to swim, but when the weather turns cold, I fly away. What am I?

A gosling (babygoose)

Knock knock! Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle be the last time I tell you!

Knock knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will I see you again?

Knock knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank goodness you answered the door!

Knock knock! Who's there? Ozzie. Ozzie who? Oz-zie you later!

Knock knock! Who's there? Ireland. Ireland who? Ire-land you some money for lunch!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bertha. Bertha who? My Bertha-day's just around the corner!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fish. Fish who? Fish-us temper will get you nowhere!

Knock knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita place to take a nap!

Knock knock! Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-erman has special powers!

Knock knock! Who's there? Handel. Handel who? Handel with care!

Knock knock! Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby days are here again!

TRY THIS

Soap Suds Fun

Standing over the bathroom sink, rub a little bit of liquid soap between your hands. Wet your hands with just a drop of water. Then, keeping the tips of your fingers and palms together, slowly open the middle of your hands to form a tunnel. Gently blow through the tunnel in your hands, and huge bubbles should appear like magic.

Knock knock! Who's there? Blue. Blue who? Blue your nose!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fido. Fido who? Fido I have to do everything?

Knock knock! Who's there? Distress. Distress who? Distress is the one I wore to the party!

Knock knock! Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen get it!

Knock knock! Who's there? Grimm. Grimm who? Grimm and bear it!

What's So Funny

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Washer.

Washer who?

Washer don't know won't hurt you!

Knock knock! Who's there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ball game!

Knock knock! Who's there? Xavier. Xavier who? Xavier breath!

Knock knock! Who's there? Taipei. Taipei who? Tai-pei letter and mail it!

Knock knock! Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy your money, this is a stickup!

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