Thank You, Thank You
You feel as though you've been living life in the spotlight, and now that the wedding's over, it's over. No more worrying about the details, just thinking back and remembering how great the day was. Hang on. You're not
Upon returning from the honeymoon (or from the wedding if you're delaying the honeymoon for a while), you and the bride will dig into a seemingly never-ending mountain of wedding gifts. Before you do, make sure you're set up to record each gift. You should know who gave you what, because you can't properly thank someone if you're completely clueless as to what they gave you — or if they gave you anything at all.
A gift recorder doesn't have to be a fancy, store-bought item. Take a sheet of paper and make two columns: Name and Gift — and don't lose this list!
No, she won't. Time was, the bride was held responsible for sending the perfect note of gratitude to each and every wedding guest. Your wife simply cannot complete the tasks of the average 1950s housewife. She has a full-time job of her own, plus the housework. In addition, you're a Man of the New Millennium — and as such, you're expected to help out.
Look at it this way — is it really fair to expect your wife to write 200 letters of appreciation while you flat-out refuse to do it? No, not really.
Divide the duties any way that seems feasible to both of you. Perhaps you'd feel most comfortable writing to your own friends and members of your family. Or maybe you'd like to switch lists and have her address your side of the guest list while she sends notes to your relations.Expressing Your Gratitude
Whatever your personal feelings for a particular guest, if he or she brought you a gift, you must send a thank you. Even if you absolutely hate the gift, even if you cannot for the life of you understand how someone looked at this hideous lamp and decided you would love it, even if you think it's a re-gift, you have to send the thank you.
Many new grooms are faced with the realization that they have never been forced to write a note of thanks. No matter. It's easy enough. A few simple guidelines:
Get the names right. There's nothing more offensive to a gift giver than being addressed by the wrong name. Check and double-check names (and spellings) if you're unsure.
Keep it brief. No one expects a three-page letter from a newlywed.
Make mention of the gift. The giver wants to know that you actually made note of the gift and that you know what you're thanking them for. An all-purpose line like “Thank you for your wedding gift” is very vague and suspicious — as though you have no idea what this person gave you.
Even if this is the worst gift you've received over the course of your lifetime and assuming that you've accepted the fact that you absolutely have to thank the giver, be as sincere as you can when writing your note of thanks. (In other words, don't try to craft an ambiguous — and sarcastic — communiqué.)
Since Peg sent you money, you're going to thank her and tell her what you plan to do with that money:
Note how the actual monetary amount doesn't make its way into the letter — Aunt Peg might have given you $25, or maybe she sent you $500. It doesn't matter. Etiquette states that you leave the dollar amount out of the thankyou letter.
Now, what if Aunt Peg came to the wedding and gave you the aforementioned hideous lamp?
Note that nothing in this letter is an actual lie.
The main idea you want to get across is that you are appreciative of the specific gift that this person gave you, and that you were happy they were at your wedding. It's not difficult; you'll get the hang of it and find yourself adding little niceties like, “Hope to see you soon!” and “Give us a call next time you're in town!” Easy breezy.The Forgotten
Once in a while, a gift-giver's name will get lost or you'll simply forget to send a thank-you note. If the slighted person happens to be a relative, you'll probably hear about it through the grapevine (read: your mom). As soon as you hear the rumblings that you've forgotten to thank someone, get on the stick and get that note out ASAP.
You have thirty days to get a thank-you note to a gift giver. Don't put the entire task off for three weeks and then try to work your way through a mound of stationery. Writing ten or fifteen notes a night will make the task much more manageable.
Sure, you might feel funny sending a thank-you note to someone who's obviously peeved at you for not sending one, but the alternative is that you're thought of — and spoken of — as a crass nincompoop. (And if it doesn't matter to you, it does matter to someone else — yes, your mom — so just do it.)
If you have no idea at this point what this person has given you, you have no other choice but to use vague language, which is a no-no in most cases. This is the better of two bad choices. It's better to send a note that's a little unclear on the facts than to ignore the giver. That's just wrong.